i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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