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you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment

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Personally I think it's a tremendous investment

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(901): View more from Tennessee

mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick

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(619): View more from California

How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?

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(907): View more from Alaska

Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"

(414): View more from Wisconsin

I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night

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(248): View more from Michigan

I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.

(248): View more from Michigan

..... starting now

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(601): View more from Mississippi

If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon

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