i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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