if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Barsexuality is the new black.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Randomize
