what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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