Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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