Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Then you guys just all showered together...?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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