well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize