In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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