just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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