There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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