Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Randomize
