mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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