But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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