I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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