I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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