Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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