didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Farmville is her only friend.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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