You surviving the open bar?
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clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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