Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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