I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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