who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
not ubering you a puppy
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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