i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Randomize
