I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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