Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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