Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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