you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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