Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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