You're my little dorito
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
He kissed a someone with a penis
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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