Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
He shit in the fireplace
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