She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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