this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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