with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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