he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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