drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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