Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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