Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
