that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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