is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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