I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
