Me. At least after what I've been through.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
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