is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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