I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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