I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
True but thats because hes a fetus.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
how does that bad decision feel?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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