they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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