he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Randomize
