You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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