Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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