it hurts more in the daytime
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
