If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
