I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
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