Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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