Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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